One of the great things that happened at AVN was Gram Ponante introducing me to several people I can work for. One of them is a writing gig. I know you all love to see me naked and I promise to stay naked but I also want to write. Writing is what I will have when I’m 50!

When they called me on the phone they said that they wanted more journalistic pieces and to stay away from the Q and A format that I am used to at Mr Skin. They also didn’t want to stick to the first person format either. They asked me for examples that I could send them and you know what, I didn’t have any that were written in the style they requested.

The blog is written in first person and the interviews are straight Q and A. So I made up a story about human ashtrays and a doctor that wrote a book on ho to cure men from being human ashtrays. It’s mostly made up except for the actual session we were allowed to watch. I’ve seen it done. I’ve done it.

So wish me luck and hope I get the job!