Lets do things in order. Usually when I have a lot to write about and haven’t been able to keep up online I leave stuff out. I haven’t forgot to tell you about AVN and I wont but I am tired from riding a train all night. Takes more out of you that you can imagine, I think I’m even getting a bit of a cold.

My train ride to New York to film the movie Ski Wolf for Low Budget Pictures was very exciting. At first I had my own seat but then this crotchety old woman conductor made me move. I asked the cute young guy ahead if I could sit with him. I had no idea the train would get so crowded and it wasn’t, just some cars were crowded. I think either the conductors fuck with the passengers or just mess up. So I said fuck you by fucking around on their train.

Many people ask me how did the subject of you being in porn come up? Before you start thinking this girl is going to get herself killed, I assess my situation very thoroughly before I mess with my safety. We were talking and I told him I was a writer. He asked what kind and I said I interview people. Like who? Christy Canyon, Who? Ahh Ron Jeremy. Wow! Is he really that big? Then I saw yes and it goes from there.

I WAS ON A TRAIN PEOPLE IT WAS TOO PERFECT!!!!

This video is just boobs. There are two others and I’m wondering if I should wait on at least one of them for a video to sell. We didn’t do it because it would have been too difficult, the view would have been terrible and I was afraid my computer was going to fall in the toilet for just a blow job, can you imagine the ruckus that would have been cause by fucking? I wouldn’t have enjoyed it at all.

Enjoy!