May
hey bitch!
I got this comment….
Are you talking to me Vince? BlackBachelor said that Alix now avoids them even when she ran into them on the street because she has a new boyfriend. I also heard she took care of some guys from the Blackbachelor site off camera. There has to be more footage.
And I was like…
Who’s Vince?
Besides that…
Yeah the Black Bachelor people came up to me on the street and were like…
“What up Bitch?”
And like any self-respecting BITCH, I walked the other way! Because, come on, we don’t like it when people call us by our real name.
And I hear, “Bitch! You gonna play me like that?”
And I kept walkin’ cause I DO play it like that!
Then I hear, “Shit she’s just anotha skank that don’t wanna get some black lovin.”
Which set me off! And I turned around and said…
“Mutha! Brange! It!”
And Ah Sheiiite! (that’s white girl, black man and jewish guy all in one–the jew thing being a hissa to all my jew boys!)
I ran really fast down the street yelling at the top of my white girl lungs! These Black and Beautiful men wanted me bad and I was scared.
I love a good black man….but ten of them is way too much! Snakes on a (or:In My) Muther Fuckin Plane! No Way!
So here’s to all you Black Bachelor lovers, I did him and he was all I needed. He wanted me to meet his friends and I got jealous. Plus, I don’t love the idea of fucking more than two black men in one session. Bitch! Black men are huge and they can pound! As much as I love it I don’t think my pussy could handle that much at once!
Dammit I have my limits!
As far as me doing any of them on the side, guess you’ll never know….
asshole….
(Vince?)!
Snakes On A (or My) Mutha Fuckin Plane!
And yeah there is no boyfriend…BITCH!
peace out…to all my peoples out there in the….oh crap! I have no clue. (I’m really white. Crap!)
I’m still here babe’s and I love you!
….
And who is Vince?




I’m sorry. What just happened?
May 10th, 2009 at 9:19 amGood to see you back Alix! I miss reading your daily (ok, somewhat daily) sassyness (I said it). Never change.
May 11th, 2009 at 2:23 pmOruba…..I have no idea, your guess is as good as mine.
May 12th, 2009 at 12:51 amGreat to see you back Alix!
Vince is that guy who pimps the “Slap Shot” food choppers on TV; sounds like somebody’s been watching far too many infomercials!
May 13th, 2009 at 10:42 amAh Alix I see you’re still alive and kicking. It’s been so long since I last heard from you.
May 13th, 2009 at 1:12 pmWow, you have the perfect piscean charm. So very appealing.. not to mention your shall we say physical endowment. And you seem quite intelligent too.
Alas that you are an unreachable pornographic actress, and not someone walking down the street.
May 19th, 2009 at 6:51 amOh, Ms. Alix; you are the living end!
Hilarious!
Thank you for being you; I love it! Hardcore.
May 25th, 2009 at 8:45 pmcmon bb update it
May 31st, 2009 at 9:29 pm