I read an interesting article about the rise of vagina insecurity. You can read it here. The article talks about how women are getting surgery to make their vagina’s look better. Weird. Aren’t all vagina’s really cool looking no matter what? I think so. Some of the procedures mentioned are:

“Labiaplasty/labioplasty (labia minora reductions), labia majora ‘augmentations’ (tissue removal, fat injections), liposuction (mons pubis, labia majora), vaginal tightening (fat injections, surgical tightening), clitoral hood reductions, clitoral repositioning, G-spot ‘amplification’ (collagen injected into the G-spot, which swells it significantly), and hymen reconstruction (to restore the appearance of ‘virginity’).

According to doctors in the article, women do this for a better looking vagina. I don’t understand this. If you are going to be a porn star that’s one thing and its somewhat understandable. But if a woman never plans on having her pussy professionally photographed whats the big deal? Is her significant other that much of an asshole? I have never heard any male ever talk negatively about the look of a pussy. I’ve heard talk about smell, and one fucker even published it in a book. (I liked the book I didn’t like him-”Boo hoo I’m a mess and a drug addict. I have to do porn cause I need money. By the way, this girl’s pussy stank.” Fuck you loser!)

We women have enough to worry about with films and television primarily focusing on hot, thin and young women. For the last few months, I have been reading about how the ideal size in Hollywood is below a 4 and most actresses don’t eat so they can fit in the sample sizes designers let them borrow for award shows and parties. You know what happens when I don’t eat? My stomach growls and begs me for food. I get awful headaches and stomachaches that put me into a nasty mood making me an asshole.  It’s not worth it. If I starved myself to lose weight, I would only binge afterward and gain it all back.

I digress, this post is about vagina’s. When I was younger I didn’t like mine either. It looked nothing like the ones in Playboy or Penthouse. This is before I knew what airbrushing was. As I got older and grew hair, I started to like it more because it felt good when I touched it. I also couldn’t see it as well, being Greek means lots of pubic hair.

When I started having sex I wondered why I didn’t come as hard as I did when I masturbated. During college, I took woman’s study classes and realized that I had a hooded clit. I read that you could get the hood reduced to increase sensitivity and asked my doctors about it. They just told me to practice and try new things because that kind of surgery wasn’t covered by insurance and it was most likely not necessary.

I started shaving my pussy bald about 8 years ago. This increased my sensitivity tenfold and I really enjoyed sex. Since then I haven’t gone more than two months without shaving. Many people request that I grow out my bush and take pictures. I agree that a bush is hot but I prefer no hair. It’s better for me.

I just don’t understand this vagina insecurity. I love mine and every guy I’ve been with loves it too. I’m sure the blame will fall on the porn industry and that’s sad. We take extra measures to insure that our cunts look good in photographs. This is what we do. None of us want a woman to see our pussies and feel bad about their own. And there is no pussy standard in the porn world. Pretty much if you show it it will be worshiped.

Like most women when I look in the mirror I see something different than other people. I’m sure that is what is happening to these vagina insecure women. They need to understand this, but I’m not going to be responsible for that.

I urge you to always respect and love the vagina as if it were a goddess. Always tell the woman it is beautiful and smells like roses. I promise you will get laid much more often.