This weekend I finally watched Saw I, II and part of III. I went to see Zombieland during III and caught the very end when I got home. They weren’t as scary as I thought they would be. I like gore but I never want it to be too realistic. I think the part that bothered me the most was the wife and daughter screaming when they were being held by Ben from Lost. He’s a scary guy anyway and if he held me hostage I would scream too.

It was fun to watch Westley saw off his leg. The only thing close to that in the second film was the guy cutting off a piece (perfect square?) of his neck to see his number. I also liked all the traps that cut people up. I do think that Shawnee Smith falling into all those needles was cool but a rip-off from Susperia. (Any excuse to link to that scene and this one. Yes I’m a bit obsessed, the wallpaper gets me every time.)

Here are the problems I have with Saw: “Lets play a game”, “I have a new game for you”, “There is one more game”, “One last game”, “Wait, you have to play yet another game”. “It’s a test”, “Pass this test and you will be free”, “Wait you passed that test? I have one more test for you”, “Opps sorry, I lied, there’s one final test”. “You need to care about me”, “No, you need to care about her”, “It’s about caring for her and not me”, “It was about caring for me, haha”. “You need me alive,” You need her alive”, “You really needed me alive, haha”.

Ok, those aren’t direct quotes but what was going on in my head. I watched thinking how many fucking games are there, how many tests, who are they supposed to care about, what the fuck is going on? Oh a flashback! Alright I get it now they are all liars, cheaters and thugs that need to play games, pass tests and care about some dying guy.

They need to care about Shawnee Smith and the Jigsaw guy but more about the Jigsaw guy than Shawnee cause she’s a murderer. Donny Walhburg is a bad cop and not as cute as his brother. Westley is a cheater. The guy who can talk to dead people from Lost loses the top of his head. And Rodger Murtaugh is an awesome narrator.

Don’t look into peepholes. Follow the rules even when you don’t know what they are. Don’t crawl into big old ovens. Don’t stick your hands in boxes suspended from ceilings. Don’t do drugs. Don’t murder anyone.

So in the end, its all about the Jigsaw guy because he knows where everyone still alive is being kept. Oh and they all have a limited amount of air that may or may not have poisonous gas in it.

I think. I’ll have to watch these again to get better perspective, who knows when that will be.

Now my head hurts.

I liked Zombieland. It was exactly what I thought and everyone said it is. I want to have a Ghostbuster’s roleplay orgy with Bill Murry, Woody Harrelson and Emma Stone. The curly haired Michael Cera annoyed me so I will not include him or let him watch.

I’ve had CumTenTimesDaily!! in my free chat several times since the sircumalot post. When I’m in a private pay chat and I see him pop on I want to leave and go into the free chat just to talk to him. He says some of the most…romantic things.

The following excerpt is from my chat with him and a few others last night. I didn’t really edit it much and was surprised by the very small amount of typos. I figure this guy is typing one handed. I left a few others in too just so you can get an idea of what I go through every night.

Welcome to your Free Text Chat Room, Alixxxxx!
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : hello again
cum4u100(p) : Hi Alix how are you sweetie
Alixxxxx : im good how are you
Alixxxxx : hey, king of spooge, i’ve missed you!
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : LOL! i love you alix!
cum4u100(p) : im doing good
cum4u100(p) : My name is Tom from Washington, where are you from
Alixxxxx : im from the midwest
Alixxxxx : nice to meet you tom from washington
cum4u100(p) : cool, I grew up in Illinois
Alixxxxx : so did i!
cum4u100(p) : lol, your kidding right, I grew up in Lombard and then moved to McHenry after High School
Alixxxxx : so spunk god tell me how many times you did it today
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : all sexy horny people are in the midwest
Alixxxxx : are you?
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : yes
Alixxxxx : where? im suprised i havent been hit with your jizz
Alixxxxx : i grew up around mchenry
cum4u100(p) : thats so cool, small world
Alixxxxx : its boring there
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : i can make a jizz shower for you baby
Alixxxxx : yes! thats what i want for xmas
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : LOL
Alixxxxx : just watch out for my eyes
Dazzal54(f) : hi ali
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : how about a jizz pool to swim in
Alixxxxx : as long as its heated
Alixxxxx : hello dazzal
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : i could cum like a river for you baby
Alixxxxx : that would take forever for me to drink
Dazzal54(f) : i got my dcick out for you babe
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : but you would still enjoy it right
Alixxxxx : hold on boys
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : my dick is soooooo hard and horny baby
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : im ready to send a jizz shower your way
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) : brb sexy baby
CumTenTimesDaily!!(f) has left the chat.

After the spooge king left I had another guest who made me laugh. I really can’t get the humiliation thing right. I giggle and and blush when I have to tell some dude his cock is too small. From what I gather by talking to these men, most were victims of locker room teasing during puberty. When I went through puberty, everything made me horny. Being teased on a daily basis while their cocks were growing must have turned them on. I actually think its quite normal. I’ve also learned many experienced some homosexual encounter with the school jocks who would berate them in public but ask to get their dick sucked in private. This is what I tell people when they ask me why anyone would want to be humiliated for having such a small penis. But I’m not an expert.

Besides all that, what he says near the end cracked me up. What’s better is I don’t think he meant to insult me.

tnyprk(f) : Good evening.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : hello
tnyprk(f) : How are you this evening?
tnyprk(f) : I was admiring your wonderful photographs.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : thank you
[private] To tnyprk(f) : im good this evening how are you
tnyprk(f) : I am OK.
tnyprk(f) : Your face is quite beautiful and your body looks delicious.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : im very curvy and soft
tnyprk(f) : Too bad I could not satisfy you for I am an older male with a tiny endowment.
Alixxxxx : im back
tnyprk(f) : Was not sure if you were interested earlier.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : sorry i had a guest
tnyprk(f) : Never a need to apologize to me.
tnyprk(f) : I enjoy being ordered to wait.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : i noticed
[private] To tnyprk(f) : so you like being humiliated
tnyprk(f) : That I like a lot.
tnyprk(f) : Very much so. Very tiny endowment.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : well, my persona is pretty giggly and goofy, i have lots of guys ask me to humiliate them and i am not sure i can do it well
[private] To tnyprk(f) : i appreciate your request
[private] To tnyprk(f) : it fascinates me
tnyprk(f) : Ok then. If you ever want to try with me please send me a message.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : i usually really love the penis no matter what size
[private] To tnyprk(f) : i wish i could help you
tnyprk(f) : I wish you could lick your ass.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : my cat can and i do get jealous
tnyprk(f) : Sorry if I was too blunt.
[private] To tnyprk(f) : well it was a weird statement
[private] To tnyprk(f) : i know girls that can
tnyprk(f) : Their own?
[private] To tnyprk(f) : yeah they are double jointed or something
[private] To tnyprk(f) : you’d be surprised who you meet while working in the adult industry
tnyprk(f) : Like I said send me a message if you change your mind.
tnyprk(f) : You are extremely cute.
tnyprk(f) has left the chat.

I think he meant he wished he could lick my ass. From now on when someone says they wish they could help me, I’m coming back with “I wish you could lick your ass”.

I just found out I was on the main page of freeones today. I didn’t check my email all day so I missed this. But it might still be up for a while. If not, you can see what they linked to here. This was a wonderfully fun video to do and I’m excited to see my favorite red undies. Also, it features one of my favorite co-stars.

Of course I can’t watch the clips because my computer is stupid. It’s not me it’s my computer. I don’t really care, I kind of cringe when I see myself. I thought I’d always want to watch myself but I don’t at all. I’m one of those people that freaks out when I see myself so I just don’t watch anything I’ve done at all. This does not mean I have an image problem or think I’m ugly, I’m just embarrassed to see myself in the throws of ecstasy. Besides it’s not for me its for you. Have fun with it.

Tomorrow, the 8th of October, I am going to try to do my webcam show from a hot tub. If you want to see you can click on the picture of me holding my tits on the right. Or try this.

It should be interesting and I’m not sure how long I can stay in the water, but it would be really fun to splash around for you. Plus my boobs float. It’s a must see.

And finally, a few of my friends from college found me on facebook and are now posting all these pictures of me from 1….a log time ago. So if you want to see them add me on facebook.