I’m not sure if I should tell you about the crazy day I had yesterday or the crazy day today. Hmmm. Let’s do yesterday and then maybe after I come home from being at Ron Jeremy’s gig I will have enough energy to tell you about today.

My sister drove me to the airport at 6am. I arrived checked in and was at the gate as they were boarding. I got on and sat down, an isle seat. I looked up and saw Ron Jeremy walking toward me. I screamed and he kissed me. We then convinced a guy siting next to Ron to switch seats. The guy deserved a medal but who would say no to Ron Jeremy and my tits?

We talked about what each of us had been up to since the two weeks we saw each other last. He was flying to Miami from Columbus, OH and he had to stop in Chicago. He was mad but said it was worth it to have me there with him. AW! I told him I thought that this meant we should get married, fate was telling us something!

I think the plane moved about 50 feet from the gate when the captain got on the PA and said that they had a problem with a part. He made three announcements about this part telling us a little more each time. It was a hydraulic pump, one of nine and this one was very important. We waited an hour. The waitresses wouldn’t give us anything to drink or eat. They said they weren’t allowed. Ron was pissed I was pissed but we decided to nap. I had my head on his shoulder and he held my boob-just kidding. We woke up to the captain telling us that there was another problem and then 30 minutes later we had to get off the plane. Ron and I each got on the phone. I booked another flight. The guy on the phone told me that if the original flight boarded again that I could still get on. It did board again and my ticket was invalid. I just yelled at the waiter and Ron said she’s with me and we got on. Yea! It was 10:30 am and we took off at around 10:55. The original flight was supposed to leave at 8:10am!

I slept through the romantic movie March of the Penguins. When we landed I lost my hearing, well most of it anyway. I have a hard time on planes and landing in Florida is always the worst. The humidity or something and the air pressure gives me terrible earaches. I just tried to sleep through it clutching Ron’s arm throughout the landing. We hit the ground and it was raining. As we taxied through the runway we stopped suddenly. The captain came on apologizing saying that there was lightning and no one was allowed on the ramp to the gates. So we waited another hour and a half for the lightning to subside. Meanwhile I got to talk to Dennis Hoff the owner of the bunny Ranch and ask him for an interview. Ron told him to tell him my measurements and when I said I measured 42 inches around my bust line he flipped out. He asked “that’s natural?” and I said yes. “WHOOO HOOO!” Dennis then said that the new FCC rulings stated that if you were stuck on an airplane for more than 30 minutes you were to blow the guy next to you. He then suggested that I say that I lost a contact lens in the lavatory and Ron was the only person that could help me. Then he said something in country person language and I gave the phone back to Ron. Ron likes to call people when he has trouble with anything and tell them how fucked-up the airlines are.

A woman in front of us told him he was being to loud and I wondered if this was the biggest moment in her lonely pathetic life. Ron was embarrassed and I was angry, plenty of people were being loud, bitch!

I was going to hang out with him and Summer Haze and her husband Craig Valentine but they were running very late and my luggage was going to take way too long. So we promised to hook up later. It took an hour to get my luggage and I jumped into a cab and headed to the hotel. It was 6pm when I got there.

Now technically, I was only traveling for 11 hours because 6pm Miami time is 5pm Chicago time. But John is still right that I could have gone to Paris in less time.

I will be going to Ft Lauderdale on Tuesday night and then I have another job scheduled for Wednesday. This trip is really turning out to be great despite the nasty American Airlines shit. Right now I’m heading out to Oxygen nightclub to see Ron. We didn’t hook up last night because I was asleep in my hotel. After doing two shoots on Saturday and all the flying around on Sunday I was way too tired to go anywhere.

Everyone cross your fingers that I get the cover!

I left my house at 6am and I got to my hotel at 6pm! I will explain everything later or tonight. I have to get ready for my first day of shooting! Good thing about the whole fiasco is that Ron Jeremy was on the flight with me and I was able to sleep on his shoulder the whole ride, and waiting, and ride, and waiting…We were on the runway for over an hour in both cities! I slept well though and am ready for this.

I promised this story in my newsletter so here it is. I used to work with this girl who was really wacky. I had an obsession with staring at her thongs under her skirts or pants. She had one of those wide asses that filled out a mini skirt nicely and she bought them a few sizes too small so people could tell not only what color thong she wore but if it was lace, satin or cotton. I played a game every day with myself and tried to figure out what kind of thong she was wearing when she bent over, which she did quite often. There was no one in the office to impress so I think her too long fake nails were a problem and she dropped things all the time.
Any way one day she called in saying she was in the hospital. She claimed she had a heart attack or something the night before. It was really scary. We all knew she did a lot of coke and we were genuinly worried that she had gone over board. Well, she showed up that afternoon. She looked terrible and we all asked why the hospital would have let her out so early. She said it wasn’t a heart attack but they thought it was. When we asked what it was she just said she suffocated on some food.

Now how do you go from thinking you had a heart attack to suffocating on some food. We just shurgged it off and  chalked it up to her being nuts and most likely ODing or something.

A few months later at a company party she and her boyfriend got into a fight. They separated and she went off to flirt with a very unlikely victim and he came crying to the girls.  He whined about all she put him through and it was obvious they had both had way too much nose powder to handle the party. His face then lit up and he looked at us and smiled. He explained, proudly, that when she had called in a few months ago saying she was in the hospital with a heart attack, she really was in the hospital. It wasn’t from a heart attack. No she liked asphyxiation and this time she stopped breathing and passed out after he said (proudly) that she had her orgasm. So why would she leave him, he wondered. He had made her cum so hard she died but came bact to life to tell about it.

She denied it to death when we told her. She also broke up with her boyfriend for a few days then I guess needed some strangulation and called him back.

There were rumors that someone knew the sister of the girlfriend of the paramedic that brought her back to life while she was tied to the bed in a fishnet body suit with semen all over her. But I don’t believe that. I do believe she passed out from the sex act though. She was a wild one.

I don’t know if I should get drunk or go to bed. I really shouldn’t do either. I have so much on my mind and it’s racing around like a gerbil on a wheel-not really going anywhere but going as fast as it can.

I posted a bulletin on myspace last night figuring I had neglected the website that continuously crashes my computer with all the unnecessary crap that goes on people’s pages. You can just sign in to your own page and the site has so much going on that even loading the mange profile page can take too long.

After I posted the bulliten that contained a booby picture, (cause if Alex Wild gets kicked off for doing it and I don’t then they are racist against hot men who get more chicks then they do!), my bulletin never came up. So I posted it again. still nothing. I posted it ten times in a row which of course still showed nothing. Yes, I waited the recommended 5 minutes. After an hour you would think it would show up but it didn’t. Then all of a sudden, the bullitens were having issues and no one could access them.

It gets better. A full 24 hours later I logged on and saw that I had messages. And guess what, messages are disabled. So that’s why I am never on myspace. Yes it is a great tool for marketing and publicizing. All though some freaks of nature who pretend that they are ten years younger than they are, have fake red hair and fake tits seem to think bulletins help them get jobs. Wait they probably do, I’m sure she turns lots of tricks that way! Sorry hun I misunderstood. Prostitution is your profession after all.

I literally used to be on myspace all day every day, now I’m on it once a month. If you really want to get in touch with me you most likely have my  regular email and can use that. Don’t expect an answer on myspace. Even if I do get the message it sometimes crashes my computer just writing back. I’m getting a new computer, by the way, and that might help.  But I still find that Myspace is a cesspool of wannabes. I’m amazed how many people use it as their actual websites–Ron Jeremy! Don’t worry he doesn’t read this and I have said it to his face before.

I am off to Miami to shoot for Score magazine on Sunday! I’m nervous and excited. But before all that I will hopefully be helping my friend AleXxX Wild by teaching a class at his Porn School!

Not only do I get to share my expertise and show some lucky student how to make a porn, but I get to be Alex’s teaching aide! I can’t wait to fuck this young hottie and see what happens when two experts such as ourselves get together. It will be really weird screaming out my own name when I cum but I’m sure I’ll be yelling it many times.

It’s not set in stone yet but hopefully I will be in class this week! Stay tuned to find out. Check out Alex’s other site where he actually fucks his fans. They let him fuck and video tape them for free! It’s gonna be awesome fucking him. I can’t wait and am wet already just thinking about it!

I got naked and climbed on my car today for ya! Enjoy.

Finally my interview with Ron Jeremy is up! I called Ron yesterday to wish him well and see how he was doing. His very good friend Tammy Faye died of lung cancer recently. If any of you watched the Surreal Life with Ron and Tammy you will remember that they became friends. A very unlikely couple but their affection for each other was sweet and endearing. It showed how much of a sweetheart he really is. Ron told me he was very sad but doing fine. I again called him today and his messages are full. Good thing I caught him yesterday. I will leave a message for him on his myspace page. Enjoy the interview it is actually the compilation of three seperate interviews: one was done by phone and I couldn’t understand him, one was done while we were both naked in his Hard Rock hotel room in Chicago, and the other was done in the car from Ft Wayne to Indianapolis, IN. I will post everything in a few weeks so you can read it all.

Well not completely rested, but completely naked for sure. I just took a bath and since I was too busy to get laid this weekend, I had a wonderful hour-long relationship with my shower massager. My mind is buzzing with so many ideas and things I need to do that two incredibly powerful orgasms took an hour. But lying back in a warm tub made it a very wonderfully fulfilling hour. My pussy quaked for about five minutes and I usually like to watch it flutter, but I wasn’t able to sit up for it. Water splashed out of the tub during both climaxes spilling onto the floor. I lazily cleaned it up before getting out of the tub to come and write this.

I did well at Flashback. My intentions were not to get any interviews this year but Heather Langenkamp, Amanda Wyss (remember Beth whom everyone wanted to date in Better Off Dead?) and Lisa Wilcox were there and I couldn’t help myself. In February the convention was dominated by men and I interviewed Lloyd Kaufman and Debbie Rochon and was going to catch Ari Lehman, Ken something I’m to relaxed and tired to look) and one of the other Jason’s. But Ari never returned my email, Ken (someone hot) told me no but I could join his hot ass contest (no thank you) and the other Jason didn’t know what the Internet or email was (the cute ones are always dumb). You know I love girls so I couldn’t resist. I have to get these questions out this week because starting next week it’s crazy Alix time once again.

I got to the Troma table and they cleared a spot for me. Most of the Tromettes have these names like Klimedia, Labia, Dyptheria and other things most of which I don’t want to think about. Well I get to be Alix, and I’m very happy that I don’t have to call myself an STD to be in the club. I saw some friends from the last show, Jeremy, Will, Ron, Cathy and Skippy. Monique Dupree showed up, beautiful and pregnant with her boobs so huge!

A little into the show I decided to get a soda. When I came back Ron and Skippy said a bunch of guys came by looking for me. I was pretty surprised and thought they were joking until the bunch of guys came and found me! I’m so glad all of you all came! I’m glad that you were going out be there anyway or that you came just to see me, either way it was thrilling to see you all. I can’t tell you how amazing it is to see your fans face to face. I’m so proud to have all of you as fans and to take pictures with me. If any of you want to send the pics to me I will post them if you’d like. If not I would like to have them so I can remember each and every one of you. If you want to remain anonymous, I will respect your wishes.

I might be going to the horror convention in Baltimore. I need to find out how to get there and if I don’t have anything planned for the 12th I’ll be there. If you want to see me in Baltimore please email (alixxx13(at)gmail(dot)com) or comment the blog so I have more incentive to go. I will be at the Troma table again if I do make it.

After the show on Friday night Lloyd Kaufman, Michelle Shields and I filmed a scene for Evil Worm productions. It was really fun. Then I got drunk! Off two White Russians, because I’m a lightweight. Lloyd took me to the bar and bought me a drink, and then we went and sat together for Nightmare on elm Street 1. I got a bit tired so I got up, ordered some coffee, talked to Michelle and her dad and went back out. Lloyd must have gone to bed so I just went home. I knew he had to go to the airport very early.

The next day I was a bit slower and so was the crowd. But I did again meet some more of my fantastic fans. I love these shows, you guys are really cool and fun to talk to . I wish I could do more of these and I may do GlamourCon next year.

Now it’s time for bed. my pussy has finally quieted down and my head is ready to hit the pillow. Until tomorrow…

Oh, I have a few pictures but no nudes and I figure you guys are jonzin’ for my tits. I’ll get you some Flashback pics later this week

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I just realized I didn’t write the newsletter yet. This is good actually, I can write it when I’m done with the convention. Sunday’s are usually slower but I still hope to sell a bunch today so come to the Troma table and buy my video and pictures. I will be wandering around a bit but feel free to chase me down for a picture. I’ll be the only one in all white. I like to pretend I’m virginal. Its so ironic!

I can’t seem to get out of my house. Early this morning I ordered my Tromette pictures from Snapfish. They allow you to send them to a Walgreen’s near you for faster service. I have had a lot of my pictures sent to Walgreen’s including this one and others where I am inserting dildo’s into my twat!

I have tried to order them fro three different Walgreen’s and each has been canceled. I now have to go to Wolf Camera or Kinkos and pay an arm and a leg. All of you in Chicago need to come and see me at the Troma table and buy my video and an autographed picture! I can then justify paying 5 bucks a print!

I did a shoot last night and am exhausted. It was a boy/girl video that concentrated on my boobs. Go figure! I bounced up and down as much as I could in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. We even tried a pile-drive for a few minutes. I got to play with my pocket rocket and had many, many, many amazing orgasms. The guy helped too! He really liked sucking on my pussy! Shooting with James Hamilton is a lot of fun. If any of you want to or know someone who wants to model, I highly recommend him.

Wish me luck everyone! Cum and buy my stuff! You can get up close and personal with me! See you there!

I can not figure out how to work the audio on this computer. I have the MacCam and it doesn’t include the audio even though the computer has a mic. Later tonight I will write an unpdate on all that I am doing this weekend.

Right now I have to research Freddy Krueger! I actually am going to ask Robert Englund about “V” that mini series from the 80’s I loved that show and when they canceled the series I was really unhappy. I recently rented it and was happily returned to that time in my life when there was nothing to worry about except hairspray and legwarmers.

I did a shoot for UnderWaterBathTubGirls about a month ago. It was a really fun shoot. The photographer Greg was the nicest guy and I really appreciate his professionalism and generosity. He didn’t touch me inappropriately and he was very clear and concise with directions. He also sang my praises during the shoot. I just saw the pictures and they are absolutely beautiful. Wow! You need to subscribe to see the pictures so make sure you do. I promise they are worth it!

As usual I’m extremely busy. I’m getting ready for Flashback and I want those of you who are in Chicago to come and see me at the Troma table. I will have pictures and movies and will be posing for photos! Hope to see you there!

I got a certificate for riding the fucking machine!

The phone call went great. I love those girls! They told me that no one should be taking a percentage of my money. They are absolutely right. These guys who want 10% or 15% get paid by the companies that hire me as well. Just because they shop me around doesn’t mean they need to get my money. This is me and it’s going to be my ass on those dvd and  internet videos FOREVER!

I’m not totally sure I need to sign with anyone. I think they can get me work if they want to but as far as signing so they can get some of my money really seems wrong. Maybe the industry has changed. Both said that they had been out for a while and weren’t really that familiar with how things worked. I think I will ask some girls in it now how they are working.

I need to remember that I have specific plans and don’t want to do just a ton of video to make cash. I want to be portrayed in a certain light and I think if I produced my own stuff that I will be able to do that. Problem is that you guys don’t buy enough video’s or donate enough money. So I have to work. It’s why I wanted to do the webcam work that I can’t do until I move into my own place.

As for my parents, well they don’t want to kill me but they are very embarrassed and ashamed. It’s very hard to keep your head above water when the two people who’s approval counts the most in the world refuse to give it to you. I need their support and they can’t give it to me. I have to be strong and not let this bring me down. It gets hard to pick myself up after something like this. Every little thing bothers me and I want to crawl into a ball and just wait for it to pass. I love my parents very much and don’t want to hurt them. Some say, well at least it’s over with and I say that I never wanted it to begin.

Luckily, I have a lot to do and it will consume me for the time being. I need the money that signing a contract with an agent will give me. I am focusing this week on how to get that money without having to sign the contract. By August I need to be in my own place. I can’t live under this roof anymore. They don’t want me here if I am going to continue this. Most of the month will consist of them trying to break me down and I need to try not to let that get to me.

So if you haven’t bought my video, buy it. And go to the sites that feature me this month. BestFemdomvideo has me up right now. UnderwaterBathTubGirls will have me starting Wednesday the 16th. If you go to these sites I will get hired for more jobs. All you have to do is pay to see me and you will get off and I will get work. Plus it’s me fucking wither myself or someone else! I think you want to see that!

I had quite a weekend at Nudes-A-Poppin! I’ve haven’t had that much fun in a very long time and I plan on being a regular from now on. Next year I may even compete! I was going to this year at about 9am after have three wonderful orgasms from Ron Jeremy, I was having a cigarette when the phone rang. It was my mother. She wanted to know why my neighbors boyfriend was calling her angry about what I was doing on the internet.

I grew up with my neighbor and we have been close at times. Right now, for reasons that are not important we are distant friends. We still love each other and we feel as if we are sisters but we aren’t going in the same directions. We do hang out when the families get together and I told her about what I do which she thinks is cool and very me. People who know me well think this is a great thing that I am doing.

I’ve never met her boyfriend. I don’t really care to. They are a very volatile couple. They do have a daughter who is almost two. But I have never had the opportunity to meet him. Why he would attack me is a mystery. It must really bother him. Although, the information he gave my mother wasn’t correct which leads me to believe that he hasn’t been to the site at all. So his motive, in my opinion, is to show my neighbor as an unfit mother because she consorts with bad people. But that’s not my problem, my parents are.

I haven’t spoken to them except on the phone. It will be interesting for you to hear what will happen since I’ll blog about it. I live with them because my landlord was harassing me. If you follow the blog and get the newsletter you will know about all that. I don’t hide anything. My purpose of writing is to invite you into my world of getting into this business. It’s an approach to pornography that I don’t think has been done too many times before. I think it should be very interesting for both you and me.

In about 30 minutes I will go down and apologize to my mother for making her upset and I will apologize to my father for disappointing him.  My parents have never really been proud of me and now they are devastated. My mother wants me to marry soon and she reminds me all the time that time is running out for me to find someone. I feel as if she thinks I have nothing to offer and need to find someone to take care of me. My father wants me to get a job anywhere and save money so I can have retirement and money to eat. He pushes for Starbucks every day. I don’t understand why they think that I will be happy to go and make coffee for a bunch of tire people.

I  am not ready to get married. I don’t know if I ever will be. I hope so, I like being in a relationship but I don’t think I am ready. I have always bounced around in jobs. Part of my problem was alcohol and drugs. I’m terrified being in this business will drag me back into that world but so far it hasn’t. I will never be able to say that I am cured or that I won’t do drugs and drink again. Its an unrealistic statement and I wont ever know what I will do in the future. But me making money has never been a problem. The problem was how I spent it.

Because of my past drug use my parents don’t trust me. Now after yesterday they think I’m on drugs for sure. I’m so tired and all I’m going to do is tell them that I am not doing drugs and hope they will leave it alone. I don’t think they will believe me but they can’t really prove anything. They could test me but how healthy is that? There are three things that my parents are upset about: they think I am going to get killed, they think I am degrading myself by doing somthing sleazy and disgusting, and they are embarrassed of what other people will think.

I can’t help what their friends think. I only write at home, I don’t bring pornography into this house. I am hoping no one will find out who they are. I haven’t seen many of their friends and if they do see me in porn, that means they wanted to watch it in the first place. I have no problem with that, it’s the purpose of me being here in this industry. I want people to enjoy me and enjoy masturbating and having sex. What my parents are thinking is exactly the attitude I am trying to fight.

I would like to think that no one wishes ill upon me but in this day an age of gossip and obsession with failing celebrities, im not sure what will happen. Mary Cary was at the show yesterday and I’ll admit I can’t wait to write about what a trainwreck she is. We all loved seeing Paris Hilton go to jail for 20 minutes and I can’t believe how many people get off on failed celebrity marriages. I’m not a celebrity but I get attention and there are obviously people out there that want to see me fail. Hopefully most of you are not those people.

I’m not quitting. I will move forward. This is my life and my parents can’t force me to do anything. But I have a very difficult time ahead of me and I need you to wish me luck. I’m hoping for the best.

Don’t forget to listen to me tonight on Playboy Radio at 4:30 pst. It will be interesting to hear what Christy and Ginger have to say about all this.

I am now going into the fire…with my clothes on!

Im gonna need it! I don’t know how I’m going to make this 2 hour car ride. It doesn’t sound bad but the Midwest is boring! I will try to write a post tonight about how the Fucking-Machine works!

Until then! I’ll be naked!

Soon, but not today. I figured this may happen. They wanted me to come in but I’m not going to be in LA for a while. So I will be on the show on Monday the 16th at 4:30 (pst)!

I wanted to do it today but I guess the guy with the really clean balls is taking more time than I thought. Plus, there is a way these things are done on stations and the producers are very organized. You can look forward to that and have more time for planning. Me too, I wrote a bunch of notes down that I needed to mention. I really wanted to talk about Nudes-A-Poppin  but I will get to talk about how it went on Monday.

I’m a bit relieved since I was very nervous. Christy makes me nervous!

Oh I just thought of a great idea on how to surprise both Christy and Ginger on Monday! Have to go work on that now!