It’s Friday and impossible to work.
I would rather write more about Gays In the Military instead.
Aside from having a perfect name, GITM is really good and a fun band to see. We never really have a plan before the shows. The EP will come up with a few ideas and throw them at us. We take the idea and follow it until the performance takes off. Sometimes this is really successful. At one show for Christmas we had some fat burlesque dancers giving a strap on a blow job and eating cake off each other…
I was dressed as a reindeer with another girl. We were supposed to have a mock sword fight but she was too trashed for me to feel comfortable with the plastic sword. I have gotten a little beat up at the shows before. Not by anyone else just from getting so physical. I had a bruise on my ass for weeks after I fell at the Empty Bottle. The other reindeer just drunk danced topless while guys pawed her and made out with her. She was so lit I don’t think she knew what was going on. I’m glad I wasn’t her, she could have mysteriously gotten pregnant with all that was happening to her. The next day when we woke up she exclaimed “That was fun!” which we were not expecting. It was a welcome surprise since the audience liked her so much. we expected her to be upset which would have ruined the show for us and her.
When you get wasted, to yourself and other wasted people you look really good. To sober people you look life shit. That’s what happened with the fat burlesque dancers. They put on an awesome show I have to admit. I really hate burlesque and fat burlesque makes me scream in agony. But they rocked!
To be continued….
I have to stop the story to talk about what I am wearing tonight.
This very nice oriental couple opened up a beauty shop right by my bus stop. I wasn’t going to go in there but I did. Originally I was going to go into the lingerie shop up the street. They had really good bras. But this other one had wigs. I’ve never worn a wig before and I never thought I wanted to. I have nice hair. And the campyness never appealed to me. I’m very much into natural beauty. I wear makeup in my photos but not a lot. It’s obvious sometimes. Sometimes it looks good and others it looks bad.
So I wanted a wig. I’m going outside the box of my natural beauty side. At least I was going to try one on. If it didn’t work out there was lots of cheap, trashy lingerie in the shop. So I tried on two wigs and bought them both. I also bought a pink fuzzy teddy. Pink panties, two pairs of black fishnet stockings. One pair has the seam going up the back. Pasties for my nipples-they only had flesh colored and I can always glue some sequins on them later. What else…….cigarettes.
At home I tried on the little pink thing and it’s a little small, a slight problem in a bar that won’t allow nudity. also a problem was the fishnets are one size fits all. So they are huge which is good for making my legs look smaller. The net of the fishnet shrinks when they are too big which makes the legs look thinner. It’s this weird shadow they create and the smaller holes in the net help too. Remember girls (if any read this), big thighs look better in fishnets that have smaller nets. The larger the hole the bigger the thigh. It’s easy to remember but really complicated to explain.
Unfortunately for me the little pink panties don’t cover up the top of the fishnets. I have to wear tap pants which don’t look sexy. I solved the problem by slipping on a sheer black teddy on underneath the pink teddy. I’m still falling out of the top but you can’t see the pantie problem and I can wear the pasties. I slipped on my knee high boots and the wig and looked at myself in my mirror and I look really hot. I turned on some Madonna and practiced my best strip dancing moves and felt really good about my outfit and my plan. I also was a little horny and since I haven’t used my new bullet……
I put the bullet in my pussy and simultaneously used my other vibrator on my clit. It had to be one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had and the fastest! I can’t do it again. I’m still shaking. My pussy is still incredibly wet! If I didn’t have the bullet in my pussy I believe I would have squirted. The scream was a uncontrolled almost growl/ohhhhhhh. I’ve never been that out of control during sex. This will definitely kill me one day. I mean I’ll have a heart attack or something. It was soooooooo good! All I can do is type. So I have two hours to recuperate before the EP comes and picks me up. I need a guy to be able to vibrate. Soon they will have vibrating rubbers and I’ll be the first to get them.
I’m still a little nervous because I don’t know the club but I think it will be ok. A few drinks will help. I’m bringing my camera and will take pictures. If you happen to be in Chicago and near Cal’s on the south side? Oh fuck! It’s at 400 S. Wells! If you know Chicago you know why I say fuck! We are playing at midnight and I will only be out for a few minutes so try to be on time.
This is the way the ads should look for milk.
