I have two emails I want to share but this one was way too insulting to pass up. I pretty much have all the contacts I need off OMP in order to run a successful website. I am not really all that interested in being a star nor do I care that I have cross over potential. But these so-called producers who write to me with their proposals are not professionals. I got this today:
Hi Alix Lakehurst,
This film be a non union film, pay is as stated and includes, lodging and meals. Film will be shot outside Chicago , in the quiet hamlet of Chesterton Indiana. ( 45 miles NW of Chicago). If we have to import you to this area. Travel expense will be pay for IN ADAVANCE. Lodging will consist of two persons per room. Meals will be provided. ( and not cup of soup)
No Experience means you’ve been in no stage plays, no films or television,= $175 per day. Internet & video clips experience WILL BE paid $250 per day.
THERE’S NO WAY, we can pay you UP FRONT what you might make at your current adult film level. So if MONEY IS YOUR only DRIVING FORCE, please disregard this email. But have you ever envisioned more than being a adult film star? Do you think you can be a HORROR MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN? If you always felt you could ACT. Here’s your chance, this won’t make you rich. But, everyone starts somewhere.
Understand, All roles require so sort of nudity, skimpy costumes and sexually suggestive scenes. NO REAL SEX. Woman on woman implied scenes, male on transgender implied scenes, male on female implied scenes, transgender on woman implied scenes.
You do not have to have adult relations with anyone, so If you feel the rate stated above is not worth your time. Quote me your rates to do both and I’ll make one lucky the cast or crew a very happy fellow.
FOUR FEMALE ROLES.
I’ve FOUR female roles that need filling . 1st IS MY lead ROLE) Bryanna Goodwinch/must have a GREAT SENSE OF COMEDY and a GREAT BODY (6 days WORK). Character/ Married bubbly bi female. Talk show host on late night adult channel. Ruin her husbands career as a talk show host, trying to put him back on top.
2nd) supporting; Hedi Winters(5 days WORK). Must be knockout, and can deliver dry humor. Character/ Producer of Bryanna’s show. In love with Bryanna, hates her husband. She could be the films killer.
3rd) supporting; Mona Lust ( 3 days WORK). Character/ Must be STACKED. Soon to be retired Adult Internet star, married to a over the top adult film critic. Looking to break into dancing with the stars.
4TH) supporting; Heather Wanna-Moore (3 days work). Character, rising tennis star, married to a over sex former pro baseball player. Must be able to portray a sexy snob, a little on the frigid side.
Your photo puts you in the range of Heather or Mona Lust. If this project interest you, please contact.
Regis Allison II
IROIENT. Productions
(I’ve highlighted the errors that are obvious and ignored more simply because I can’t highlight the entire thing)
My response to him was:
Regis,
I always like to be involved with any kind of production that requires acting. With my current body weight I would probably only be able to play the Mona Lust character. I am a 36 EE and weigh around 150. You can check me out at my blog, wecouldbenaked.com. Try this video, it was taped one week ago and is what I currently look like. I will have sex for no less than $500 a scene that would be on top of the $250 a day rate. I usually get paid no less than $1000 a scene.
If you feel sex is necessary then consider my price. If not I still like the idea of acting in your movie.
I travel a lot so I would need to know dates. June thru November are my busiest travel months. I grew up 50NW of the city so please tell me the location of the shoot and I might be able to get there. I don’t have a car though being a city girl.
Thank you for considering me.
Alix Lakehurst
Nice right? This is what I got back:
Hello Mz. Lakehurst,
This’s a T(tits) & A (ass) horror/comedy. NO REAL SEX, all adult related scenes last no longer than 2 minutes. ISO adult stars that want to try their hand at ACTING. To double your price I would have to ACHIEVE erotic bliss. And that’s not what I’m interested in, if I were I would write into your contract. I attempting to assemble of cast that can make this film sexy. We do have scenes that require nudity and human contact, but NO real action. This’s not an adult feature
Regis Allison II
Sorry after reviewing your tape. Your body type isn’t what we’re searching for.
Regis Allison II
Mean guy who can’t put a sentence together! I know screenwriters write that way but a proposal shouldn’t look that way at all. Shit he didn’t even read my email at all. He just looked at numbers. I replied back:
I didn’t think so. Please re-read your proposal and then my response. You actually say that you could put sex in the film. I answered if you wanted to these were my rates, but would still like the idea of acting in your film regardless of the sex and extra pay.
” You do not have to have adult relations with anyone, so If you feel the rate stated above is not worth your time. Quote me your rates to do both and I’ll make one lucky the cast or crew a very happy fellow.”
You just seemed a little too angry Mr Allison in your response and I’m too nice and understanding a person to treat that way even if you think I have too much fat to buffer insults. Also, run a spell check.
Respectfully,
Alix Lakehurst

Bite me prick!
He responded!
Hello Mz. Lakehurst,
I found that most people do not read the emails that are sent. I expressed that this is not a PORN. For you to quote me a price for real sex. Means you might not have read my email carefully. Either way, I’m sure we’ll head in another direction. Forgive me for borrowing your time. Good luck in all your endeavors.
Regis Allison II
I responded:
Please take out the highlighted portion in your email! Most adult actress’ are going to think that it means you will put sex in the film. And I am not a stupid model, I do pay attention to detail and if you understand that this part of your email means something other than sex then you need to re-word it Mr Allison. Please understand all you are doing is insulting me by responding that I can’t comprehend the below statement you wrote.
” You do not have to have adult relations with anyone, so If you feel the rate stated above is not worth your time. Quote me your rates to do both and I’ll make one lucky the cast or crew a very happy fellow.”
I am doing fine in my endeavors. Good luck with yours.
(not included) What’s up with the Mz? GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!