After seeing it here, you can imagine, I’m jumping up and down with joy. Actually my goal was to get them to never play it.

The trailer is cute. They explained the story of me never being on camera or eating pussy before we started. So all of you who thought the Bang Bus was real…sorry.

I have to admit Jarod is hot but he had that sweater on the last time I met him at Score. And as weird as director being obsessed with my pussy, I was flattered. But I’m sure all three of us were pretty fucking sick after that shoot. Bunny said she got it from Jarod. I don’t kiss Jarod, so I’m guessing she’s right.

Bunny, well she was just delicious, I could have spend all day between those thighs.

So I need a pw guys so I don’t have to call their people for one just to see my video. And if you did cancel there is a 2day trial. Then write to them and tell them how much you love me and how they shouldn’t have taken so long to put me up! The last part is not required. I don’t think they know how to read.

But you know what I want to thank you for? All the emails I got saying that you canceled your subscriptions just because I wasn’t on for so long. It’s nice to know how loyal you all are.

I’ll be on ImLive today starting at about 2pmcst for as long as I can handle a glass dildo up my pussy. Cum and see me by clicking my pic to the left saying “See me on my webcam”

Sorry woman problems and I can’t do it on the first day. Im so sorry!

I thought I’d write a post today. It has been almost a week. So I had a little freak out. I live in a hotel!

Long story short, my parents got some pictures in their email so we had a big fight which brought the whole family into it. I’m not supposed to talk about it. But I ripped the family apart apparently.

Different generations react differently to porn. My parents grew up during the free love age, burning bras, and girlie magazines. But sex was still forbidden.

They aren’t bad people. They just don’t like what I do. I have no idea who sent the picture nor do I care. It’s not someone I wish to know.

I am very proud of my work, of my sexuality and my writing. I have no problems having my pussy spread on a page in a magazine or a movie. I refuse to stop until I am too tired and see things I don’t want to see on my body.

For those of you who sign up or register for my site, please do not request a password. I do not have a pay site yet. When you register you get a newsletter with a pussy pic on it. So please stop requesting them.

I still can’t upload pictures to my site. I don’t understand the upoad process and it’s driving me mad. I need help!

Meanwhile, I’ve been searching porn, cause that’s what I do when I feel like fucking myself and I found . Wow is she gorgeous! Amateur Sabrina Do you think I could stick a ball up my cunt and make it look like I have yellow cum? I’m going to try as soon as I find a ball.

It took me all day to try to download this video. So I got some help. It will eventually be to another song but for now it’s to Donna Summer.

There is too much stuff going on in my life right now. Whats worse is I can’t type.

Think a nice picture that you can find on Big Tit Rubdown (thank you john) will do until I feel like writing again?

for some reason I can’t connect the picture to the blog, I need help I don’t know whats going on. Just use the link to see the pics.

Every day for the past two days I’ve been shoving dildo’s up my pussy and putting vibrators on my clit just to I can cum for some guy on the other end of the cam. For 10 minutes of this I get $3.00–maybe, yeah sucks doesn’t it.

This week I’m at a hotel trying desperately to make money and a 7 hour day for me is only 3 hours actual paid time. I’m trying so hard and it’s starting to frustrate me. All of you will not get any free shows any more. Consider what I get paid, please. And as for YIM, that’s going to stop too. I’m sorry, but I have to make money. I don’t when you can get me for free. I’ve had so many people ask where they can send donations and I never see them. I just give up. To the people who do actually send me donations, I really appreciate it and will talk to you on YIM.

If you can’t pay for the time to see me on ImLive, please sign up for free through this site! What that means is I get for one sign up the same amount I am getting by being live for 3 hours. Get it? I get more money by you joining then I do by shoving a dildo up my ass for 3 hours. The sign up is free. And if you have an account and didn’t go through the site cancel it and sign up here. You would really be helping me by just doing something that costs you nothing.

In other news I will be here tomorrow night with Ron Jeremy:

Ok so no one was on the train with me, but I’m not nuts and wouldn’t risk it unless a hot guy was there and would have got off on it. At least I did it. I had the guts to. I keep saying the L which I think is funny. Enjoy!

I got this this morning from Jeremy at Worm Films. I’ll probably be there and I think you should too. You can meet Ron Jeremy.

Also, I will not be on ImLive until around 12pm. I forgot I had an appointment tonight and therefor will be late. It sucks, but I’m going to try to be on all night. Cigar Man if you are reading me still, please come see me!

4th Of July is overrated! Why does the Taste have to be the same time? Oh well, Chicago is always crowded. But I know and have seen some New York sidewalks and ours aren’t half as bad. But during the Taste they are.

If you heard about the shootings, I blame the police. The pushed thousands of people out into the streets very quickly with their imposing horses and loud voices. Suburban people get scared and freak out. Who ever was responsible for the shootings did so because of the terrified and unruly crowd. Let people leave by themselves on their own.

And why the fuck was the Mix doing all the music. How shitty! Eric and Kathy are boring. XRT is too. So we just suck! I miss the Blaze. I knew one of the DJ’s he was a bike messenger and made good money but he was perfect for the radio and I remembered him when we met. That was cool!

All this week starting tomorrow night I will be on ImLive. That means no Yahoo messenger. If you want to sign up please do through my site. Click on my ImLive photo or the flashing thing beneath it. Sign up and spend $20 and I’ll get money. I’ve already told you I only get a small (very small) percentage of what you pay to video chat so do me a favor and sign up. If you have an account already and didn’t sign up through me, cancel it and re-do it through my site. If you are devoted or really like me, I’ll really like you back. All though getting me to like you is easy and you all know it.

People emailing me, I’m sorry for not getting back to you as quickly as I can. Summer is very busy for me. I have to do so much to get this site up and as you may know I have less energy than I had hoped I would have for all of this. Everyone makes mistakes, just don’t make the hugeones I did.

Ok so thats the news, sorry so boring, I’m tired. Had a busy weekend. And not ready for the busy week. Please come visit me. I’ll be live! We can talk and I’ll do neat and naughty things to myself for you!

In response to all the clever comments:

Yeah busted!

Thank you for pointing out how ridiculous that proposal was. People don’t generally read his emails? Of course not I almost went cross-eyed! Why wouldn’t a serious model that you want to have in your production not read a proposal?
He replied again!

CANT PLEASE EVERYONE
Once again, thank you for your imput. Have a great day.

(I’m not kidding! I can forward all the emails if you want proof)

I’m so glad my iMput made such an impression on this idiot!

And why does he YELL so much. I don’t care if John yells, that’s been approved but this fuck?

OMP models I’d strap this one on for SHURE!

Disclaimer: I know I misspell words and write fragmented sentences, but this is a blog, I am not required to be professional. I’ve only read one blog ever to not have any misspellings–wait two. But one of these guys is the Bionic Man and the other Is The Answer. So try as I might I will never be THAT good. But when I do publish something you can be sure that I get it edited with a fine toothed comb.

vodkaman? Am I seeing a ghost? Where have you been or is there someone else with your moniker?

Of course, there is never too much of this:

I never wanted to be YOUR body type. I have and always will be my own body type!

I have two emails I want to share but this one was way too insulting to pass up. I pretty much have all the contacts I need off OMP in order to run a successful website. I am not really all that interested in being a star nor do I care that I have cross over potential. But these so-called producers who write to me with their proposals are not professionals. I got this today:

Hi Alix Lakehurst,

This film be a non union film, pay is as stated and includes, lodging and meals. Film will be shot outside Chicago , in the quiet hamlet of Chesterton Indiana. ( 45 miles NW of Chicago). If we have to import you to this area. Travel expense will be pay for IN ADAVANCE. Lodging will consist of two persons per room. Meals will be provided. ( and not cup of soup)
No Experience means you’ve been in no stage plays, no films or television,= $175 per day. Internet & video clips experience WILL BE paid $250 per day.
THERE’S NO WAY, we can pay you UP FRONT what you might make at your current adult film level. So if MONEY IS YOUR only DRIVING FORCE, please disregard this email. But have you ever envisioned more than being a adult film star? Do you think you can be a HORROR MOVIE SCREAM QUEEN? If you always felt you could ACT. Here’s your chance, this won’t make you rich. But, everyone starts somewhere.

Understand, All roles require so sort of nudity, skimpy costumes and sexually suggestive scenes. NO REAL SEX. Woman on woman implied scenes, male on transgender implied scenes, male on female implied scenes, transgender on woman implied scenes.

You do not have to have adult relations with anyone, so If you feel the rate stated above is not worth your time. Quote me your rates to do both and I’ll make one lucky the cast or crew a very happy fellow.

FOUR FEMALE ROLES.
I’ve FOUR female roles that need filling . 1st IS MY lead ROLE) Bryanna Goodwinch/must have a GREAT SENSE OF COMEDY and a GREAT BODY (6 days WORK). Character/ Married bubbly bi female. Talk show host on late night adult channel. Ruin her husbands career as a talk show host, trying to put him back on top.

2nd) supporting; Hedi Winters(5 days WORK). Must be knockout, and can deliver dry humor. Character/ Producer of Bryanna’s show. In love with Bryanna, hates her husband. She could be the films killer.

3rd) supporting; Mona Lust ( 3 days WORK). Character/ Must be STACKED. Soon to be retired Adult Internet star, married to a over the top adult film critic. Looking to break into dancing with the stars.

4TH) supporting; Heather Wanna-Moore (3 days work). Character, rising tennis star, married to a over sex former pro baseball player. Must be able to portray a sexy snob, a little on the frigid side.

Your photo puts you in the range of Heather or Mona Lust. If this project interest you, please contact.

Regis Allison II
IROIENT. Productions

(I’ve highlighted the errors that are obvious and ignored more simply because I can’t highlight the entire thing)
My response to him was:

Regis,

I travel a lot so I would need to know dates. June thru November are my busiest travel months. I grew up 50NW of the city so please tell me the location of the shoot and I might be able to get there. I don’t have a car though being a city girl.

Alix Lakehurst

Nice right? This is what I got back:

Hello Mz. Lakehurst,

This’s a T(tits) & A (ass) horror/comedy. NO REAL SEX, all adult related scenes last no longer than 2 minutes. ISO adult stars that want to try their hand at ACTING. To double your price I would have to ACHIEVE erotic bliss. And that’s not what I’m interested in, if I were I would write into your contract. I attempting to assemble of cast that can make this film sexy. We do have scenes that require nudity and human contact, but NO real action. This’s not an adult feature

Regis Allison II

Sorry after reviewing your tape. Your body type isn’t what we’re searching for.

Regis Allison II

Mean guy who can’t put a sentence together! I know screenwriters write that way but a proposal shouldn’t look that way at all. Shit he didn’t even read my email at all. He just looked at numbers. I replied back:

I didn’t think so. Please re-read your proposal and then my response. You actually say that you could put sex in the film. I answered if you wanted to these were my rates, but would still like the idea of acting in your film regardless of the sex and extra pay.

Respectfully,
Alix Lakehurst

Bite me prick!

He responded!

Hello Mz. Lakehurst,

I found that most people do not read the emails that are sent. I expressed that this is not a PORN. For you to quote me a price for real sex. Means you might not have read my email carefully. Either way, I’m sure we’ll head in another direction. Forgive me for borrowing your time. Good luck in all your endeavors.

Regis Allison II

I responded:

Please take out the highlighted portion in your email! Most adult actress’ are going to think that it means you will put sex in the film. And I am not a stupid model, I do pay attention to detail and if you understand that this part of your email means something other than sex then you need to re-word it Mr Allison. Please understand all you are doing is insulting me by responding that I can’t comprehend the below statement you wrote.

I am doing fine in my endeavors. Good luck with yours.

(not included) What’s up with the Mz? GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!